Day 2

I am so excited; I have begun the exhausting trail to personal health.  The last 24 hours have been stressful and I will admit I have really been on edge, but I know it will be worth it.  After suffering through the first day I am feeling confidant and that I am on my way.  No pain, no glory.  Exhausted, hungry and grumpy I continue, in fact tomorrow I may even add diet and exercise to my regiment tomorrow.

OK OK before you say it, there is a lot more too losing weight than just dieting and exercising.  There is… ahh planning, yeah planning is important.  One must also purchase the proper attire.  This, by the way, was a new low.  I am now officially too fat to fit into my work out clothes.  Go ahead and reread that last sentence and make sure your read it right.  It is true; I am too fat for big comfortable loose fitting clothing.  That is, as they say is rock bottom. 

After I found someone to cut my gym locker lock that I kept safely on my gym bag zipper so it was always on the ready when I got to the gym the last time I was working out, I was able to try on my workout clothes. As to the lock, who can remember a pad lock combination from the 20^th century?  Anyway after trying on, or attempting to try on the clothes that were neatly folded in my Gerbau workout bag, the mandatory shopping spree was on.  Don’t worry, it was no big deal, in fact the fashion upgrade was needed.  On a side note is any interested in a Dole / Kemp in ’96 T-Shirt.  It was not worn that often.  Let me know.

Anyway back to my dieting perquisites.  I have been busy telling people that I am now dieting, well will be dieting.  That is the same thing right?  There is also the blog; we all know no one can get started without the blogging about it.  Oh and most important of all, the last bad for you meal.  I had In n’ Out.  After that there is the real last bad for you meal #2 (Panda).  Then the last Dr. Pepper followed by the last dessert, Dairy Queen Double Mint Malt.  Of course if you have had a Dr. Pepper and a last dessert, then you know you should just go ahead and get some wings (Barros) which constituted the real last bad meal for you #3.  For brevity’s sake I will stop there, but much as Vizzini, I am only getting started, just wait until I get going, I really could do this all day. 

It is at this point that I am just hoping that anyone reading this is assuming I am embellishing what I have eaten in the last 24 hours for comedic value.  Ahh, let’s go with that.    

So as you can see dieting is a miserable exhausting experience.  Between the shopping, blogging and all the eating I really am not sure how long I can keep it up.  I hope I am skinny soon. 

PS in my defense there was college football on all day.  As has previously been documented, not only will dieting on what is the holiest of all college football days not be acceptable, doing so makes you a commie who hates America.